Capt. Mark East’s Advice to the Careworn, Confused, Lovelorn and Other Outdoor People

Dear Mr, Capt. East,
My husband and I have dreamed and schemed for years to open a restaurant based on a fish menu. His father and grandfather before him were fishermen and we have great Italian recipes from my side of the family. We only have a small amount of money to start with.
Signed,
Mrs. Fish Dreams

Dear Mrs. Fish Dreams,
Over the years, I've had a number of people wanting me to go in the restaurant business. Once or twice I've come close. Then I think about the brutally long hours, today's thin margins and high cost of a diminishing resource like fish, and the fact it's so difficult to find help unless they're from Eastern Europe or Central America. (I have troubling speaking English) Set aside two nights a week, set up your living room with tables and chairs. Invite family and friends on a paying basis. You will last four months and only lose half of your life's earnings. If you do decide to take the plunge, write me again, I've got some killer recipes.

 

Dear Capt. Mark East,
I am a retired engineer and I want to learn to fly fish and tie flies. Only problem is, I lost an arm in the service and have no way to retrieve line. I think I've figured out the fly tying using “Goop”. You're great with suggestions. Can you think of anything for me?
Signed,
Wannabe Fly Chucker

Dear Wannabe Fly Chucker,
First let me commend you for the desire and thank you for your service to this great country. There's nothing quite so rewarding as flyfishing, especially in the ocean. I've given your challenge a good deal of thought and the only thing I can recommend is to convince your wife or girl friend to get involved with you, have them do the line retrieve and you cast the flies. Only other way might be to rig a rod holder on your belt and an open face hook on your chest for the line. Good fishing to you and thank you again.

Write: capmarke@gmail.com

CONTENTS

Groundfishermen Face Economic Disaster

Ted Hoskins, Fisherman's Advocate Maine and Belize

Editorial

Fishermen’s Hope and Other Certainties

Haddock Bycatch Targets Refined in Herring Fishery

Fishermen Speak Out, Fleet Diversity Matters

Jones Amendment to Block Spending on Catch Shares Passes House of Representatives

Alcohol Impairment Jeopardizes “All Hands”

Gouldsboro Processor Done Deal

ASMFC Northern Shrimp Section Closes Fishery

The Lobster Tribes of Maine

Workshop on Reconciling Spatial Scales and Stock Structures for Fisheries

Doug McRae, Gateway, and Worldwide: Flying Lobster to the World

Artisan Boatworks Builds Recession-Proof Wooden Vessels

Outrage at NOAA’s Refusal

New Hampshire Marine Propeller Company Picks Up International Markets

Oil-Eating Microbes in the Bilge

Preliminary Lobster Landings 2010

Moosabec Lobstermen Seek Trawl Ban East of Head Harbor

Tuna Managers Focus on Recovery

Back Then

On the Sales Floor at Brooks Trap Mill, Thomaston, Maine

Capt. Mark East’s Advice Column

U.S. Guidelines for Aquaculture Proposed

New Commissioner for Maine Department of Marine Resources Commission

The Maine Boat Builders Show

March 2011 Events & Meetings

Classified Advertisement

First Day “Ladies”

Nice People